Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you told grandpa to call you daddy
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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