Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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