Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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