Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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