I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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