I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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