she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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