Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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