You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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