I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
50% drunk capacity currently
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Randomize
