I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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