The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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