So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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