I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
When are your genitals available?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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