Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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