I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
