fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
it was like eating out sand paper
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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