If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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