This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We had sex on a dog bed..
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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