Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I am midnight drunk by noon
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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