I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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