u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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