i was rollin on her like bob the builder
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He kissed a someone with a penis
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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