How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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