Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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