idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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