You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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