you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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