Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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