She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
