It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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