Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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