he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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