Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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