Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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