I puked a lego.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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