Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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