so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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