Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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