She is in my trunk
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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