I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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