i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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