bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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