god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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