i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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