That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just invented taco cereal.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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