if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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