And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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