so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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