u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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