with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I smell stomach acid.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
