im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Little spoons don't ask big questions
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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