everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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