Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Randomize
