Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i will never coherently bang her
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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