Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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